Monday, 30 July 2012

  • My Completely Sarcastic Ban List

    I have compiled a little list of other businesses that should be boycotted, 'cause, you know... they just don't fall in line with what people agree with, one way or the other.

    1. Wal-Mart

    Starting off our list is the infamous Wal-Mart, known for it's insane-ly dressed shoppers and discrimination lawsuits against women (go figure, against women, right?)

    Wal-Mart is one of the many suppliers of the Plan B abortion pill and this has led many patrons to turn their backs on this megacorp.

    2. Target

    This chain recently unveiled their "Pride" clothing line in support of Gay Pride Month and soon after was found to not even be pro-same-sex-marriage. Oh, and they have also supported Republican candidates and Conservative groups. So, really, this chain could be banned altogether, right?
    See Link for the story.


    3. JC Penney

    Next we have JC Penney. Recently banned by certain groups for their new gay spokesmodel, Ms. Ellen Degeneres.


    4. Hobby Lobby (my favorite store, EVER!)
    Every homemaker and nick-knack-colletor's dream store, Hobby Lobby is Christian-owned and closed on Sundays.


    5. Whataburger
    This amazing burger joint displays "One nation under God" on the windows of almost every restaurant.


    6. KFC

    One of the many targets of PETA for their absolutely cruel mistreatment of their chickens.
    Kentucky Fried Cruelty


    7. McDonald's
    For making people fat. Yes. Making. Them. Fat.




    So there you have it. Just a few of the many, many businesses that could be "banned" or boycotted for whatever reasons people see fit to, whether you're pro-life, pro-choice, Christian, Atheist, Conservative, Liberal, or animal activist.

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